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Moonlight shown through the windows causing illusions of monsters and ghosts hiding on the walls against still pictures, Yara’s breathing slowed down. She knew it was coming. The wind began to play tunes with the floor boards. It was getting closer, she could feel it. In Yara’s mind, she saw a beast with huge sharp claws. It had a slithering tongue and its snout drooled acid saliva. A creak near the door made Yara’s senses heighten. It was coming she knew it. Her mind saw it crawling its way up to her, smiling it's twisted smile. Yara's mind began to race, her body felt numb. Suddenly, she forgot how to breathe. A series of questions and thoughts started messing with her head: What should I do? Run! Run, as fast as you can! I’ll fight it! You can’t fight it. I know some tricks. You don’t know shit!! What was that? It’s here! I’m not ready! I don’t know what to do! Yara's eyes flew to the door nob.
But it, too, had turned into fart gas. "Why did this have to happen to me?" Yara thought. She threw up,a nd the acidic bile was fortunately enough to make a hole in the door, providing her with a way out. She needed to find Jara and Hara, her bestfriends. She had to save them from this creature, But first, she decided that she should take the heroin needle out of her arm. She wouldn't want to start having hallucinations at a time like this. She hopped out the front door and down the street like a rabbit. Monsters hate rabbits. She hopped until she found a man. She know that it had to be fate that she found this man. She forced him to marry her. Right after the wedding, she knew she still had a job to do: find Jara and Hara and save them. But first, she took the heroin needle out of her arm. This is no time for hallucinations! SHe hopped away from the altar and toward the Booty Rank Club where she knew she would find her friends. She was so close, she could literally smell it.
When she reached The Booty Rank Club she realized that it was a strip club, and that smell? It was the booty sweat and Mojitos dripping off the strippers. Yara hopped on in and realized she would come to rere this decision. Jara and Hara were strippers and they were on the stage! But looking a little farther to her right she sees none other than The Red Phantom. She could feel the acidic bile rising in her throut again and she set a reminder in her phone to get that checked out. Then she spewed marshmellows all over her friends! But it broke the trance that Jara and Hara were under! This definetly made The Red Phantom very angry so he pushed the hookers off his lap and exclaimed "It's hard out here for a pimp!" And the gang ran (and hopped) towards The Mystery Van in complete terror. The Red Phantom walked towards them and Yara, Hara, and Jara knew that they were truly doomed. This was their last stand so they all pulled out their light sabers and prepaired for a battle.
But first, they pulled the heroin needles out of their arms. The Red Phantom continued to walk towards the girls, so calmly it made them simultaneously pee their pants and poop in each other's hands. They were truly terrified. As the four prepared to battle eachother, they knew they needed to first warm up so that they didn't pull a muscle. The girls and the Red Phantom all began moonwalking and fist pumping. Now they were ready for a battle. But they forgot that every good batttle begins with an inspirational speech. They all took a vote and nominated Hara to give the speech. "We are all gathered here today for one purpose. It is to make a better life for all of the pimps and strippers. As we embark on this next chapter in our life, we must remember to never let anyone walk by you without attempting to kill them. You see, in the world we live in, everyone must die. And if that person happens to be Asian, it is our duty to feed their carcass to starving children. For the children!!!"
Now that the inspirational speech was finished The Red Phantom announced "Let the battle begin!" and the gang knew it was time. But before it began Jara cried out she was in labor. So after some good coaching from The Red Phantom Jara gave birth to a cat. As the new member of the clan Mr. Marbles joined forces with the gang tension rised they once again pulled out their light sabers. The Red Phantom knew now that he was out numbered. So he used his demonic powers and summoned the real housewives of New Jersey. Once again The Red Phantom announced "Let the battle begin!" and everyone drew their light sabers. Except for the real housewives of New Jersey of course, who pulled out their summer sausages. Now they are face to face and The Red Phantom took the first hit. He ran up to Yara light saber in hand, but before it could hit Yara she got so nervous she farted and it blew The Red Phantom onto his butt. He soon reganed strength came for a counter-attack on them.
But just then, the three girls fell asleep. You see, it was 9:00- their bedtime, and they just couldn't stay awake a second longer. The Red Phantom noted how adorable the girls looked sleeping, walked over, and started spooning them. He spooned them until they woke up. Only when they all tried to get up, they found that they were all stuck together, spooning each other. It turns out Jara's child-cat was evil and had super glued them all together while they were sleeping. The Real Housewives of New Jersey came back for the fight. They all screamed at the sight of the spooning people! In fact, they everyone continued screaming for 40 days and 40 nights! Everyone except for Hara, she was too busy talking to the voices inside her head. "Yo yo yo!" Hara yelled, "I know you sucka's been screaming and all, but I"m tryna have a decent conversation here!" She also had multiple personalities. "So, like, OMG, would it kill you to shut up! Ugh, like, rude!" The yelling ceased, and there was laughter.
After this inccident they all just seemed to forgive whatever was between them. They all decided that they were better off friends because they all had a lot in common. They all like Ryan Secrest, cucumber sandwhiches, that scene from the Notebook where Allie and Noah cuddle till they die of old age in their sleep, and having their feet tickled. So they decided to all have the best slummber party that they had ever had. Where they did all of those things they hired Ryan Seacest to tickle their feet while they watched The Notebook and ate cucumber sanwhiches. Then they all became best friends and they had maccaroni and cheese parties and hugged all the time. Oh and the Real Housewives of New Jersey? Well they all tried to be frends with them but all they did was fight, bicker, and spray tan. So they had to come up with a plan to get rid of them because they were free loaders that just wouldn't leave.